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What the HECK?/Intro- Rasslin Tape 19 (Spring 1992)
It's finally here.. the LAST installment of my Rasslin Tapes!
Now I'm free to do other things, like.... ummm...
WrestleMania VIII
But first, Vince McMahon has to GRRRROWL the show's opening!
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan welcome us to the Hoosier Dome in
Indianapolis.
Gorilla runs down the card, while Heenan tries looking for
the Elizabeth centerfold shots on the big screen, as promised by
Ric Flair. By the way, Gorilla tells us that the double main event
is "unprecedented in the history of the WWF". I suppose
the Titan dictionary of "unprecedented" means "not including SummerSlam 1990".
They throw it to Reba McEntire, in the ring to sing the National Anthem and,
...holy crap-- Reba's the NEW Intercontinental Champion!?! Oh wait..
she's just wearing a big-ass beltbuckle.
WM8 Match 1: "El Matador" Tito Santana vs. Shawn Michaels (w/Sensational Sherri)
Reba's leaving the ring as Santana arrives...and you just KNOW Heenan
is cracking jokes about that. The WWF's added a new multi-colored
neon entrance arch for the event-- one that would stick around and grow
for the next few years. Michaels is rather sloppy, but scores the pin
after grabbing the top rope on a Tito slam attempt. Gorilla lets us know
that for only 95 cents a minute, you can call the WrestleMania hotline!
A Very Special Mean Gene Podium Interview
The return of the Legion of Doom... WITH Paul Ellering! Ellering
takes about five minutes to get out two sentences. LOD had
mysteriously disppeared after that weird tag-title switch on the last tape.
They were never mentioned on TV, so this was a nice surprise
when it happened. While Gorilla acted ignorant,
Heenan and Okerlund alluded to the fact that Ellering and the LOD
went back a long way.
Sean Mooney is backstage with Jake Roberts, reviewing Jake's
last appearance on the Funeral Parlor. Jake locked Undertaker's
fingers in a casket and wailed on him with a chair. They don't
show the footage where 'Taker saved Liz and Macho Man from a Jake
chairshot at the end of the FOX SNME (see last tape). Bummer, I guess
I never taped that snippet.
WM8 Match 2: Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer) vs. Jake "The Snake Roberts
Jake gets two DDT's on 'Taker, then hops out to harass Beaeer. 'Taker follows and
hits him with a tombstone piledriver... with Jake's head
above the floor by a good 18 inches! 'Taker throws
him back in and pins him. End of Jake's first WWF tour, as he did a
clean job for Undertaker.
WM8 Match 3: WWF Intercontinental Championship:
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper(c) vs. Bret "Hitman" Hart
Amusing pre-match backstage promo where Piper starts goofing on Bret and slips
into "Hot Rod" mode. During the match, Bret blades something fierce.
Piper teases a heel turn by bringing the ringbell in. He contemplates
using it, then finally throws it away. Crowd actually CHEERS
Piper for doing the 'good guy thing'. Instead, Piper hooks
a sleeper, which Hart kicks back into. Hart flips over, pins Piper
and wins his second I-C title. Both guys share a hug as the match ends.
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"For my next trick...I'll eat an apple! |
Bobby Heenan has a special surprise- he's set-up an interview, live via satellite from
Atlanta with....Lex Luger! Wait, wait.. Lex tells us he's
coming in to compete in the World Bodybuilding Federation.
Lex chugs a GLASS of MILK to show how ballsy he is. I'm pissed becuase I almost
made it through all 19 of my WWF tapes without having to mention
the World Homoerotic, errrr BODYBUILDING Federation.
All participants of the big 8-man tag match cut promos backstage. Hacksaw & friends
must have a JLA teleporter, cuz as soon as they finish, we cut to arena and they're
already in the ring! Pre-recorded promos!? Noooo.
WM8 Match 4: Sgt. Slaughter, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Big Bossman & Virgil vs.
Brian Knobbs, Jerry Saggs, The Mounite & Repo-Man (w/Jimmy Hart)
Former Family Feud announcer Ray Combs is the guest ring announcer and gets in a
few ribs towards the bad guys. Everyone plays "red rover, red rover" as the
faces trounce around the ring with a 4-way clothesline. Virgil pins Saggs to win it.
Promo from WWF Champ Ric Flair, who promises to
show a "centerfold shot" of Elizabeth on the Hoosier Dome's big screen after his match.
WM8 Match 5: WWF Championship
"Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Ric Flair (c)(w/Mr. Perfect)
Crowd gets into this one.
Towards the end, a concerned Elizabeth runs down to ringside.
Shane McMahon is part of the suited
stooge
strikeforce that tries to shoo Liz off.
Decent match as Macho scores the upset over a bloody Flair. I think this
was the first time these two ever worked together. But never fear kids, they'd
hook up SEVERAL more times as the years went on. Humorous post-match
incident where Flair smooches Liz. After years of being restrained and proper,
Liz snaps and starts wailing on Flair!
THAT gets a big pop from the crowd! Dammit, what happened to that centerfold
shot?!!
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'Naitch gets a lil' sugar |
Backstage interviews from Flair and Macho before the intermission.
Flair offers Liz another chance at
"space mountain"!
WM8 Match 6: Tatanka vs. Rick "The Model" Martel
Martel's pre-match interview offers some borderline racist puns.
"I have reservations about this match" and "Tatanka is still out scalping
tickets". Since this is the only Tatanka match I have, I thought it funny to note
that the WWF aired some intro vignettes for him in January '92... as
"War Eagle" Chris Chavis. Someone in the WWF office must have seen
"Dances with Wolves" on HBO and decided on the ingenious name change. Well, it could
have been worse- they could have given him a manager named "Kicking Bird"..or
a mascot named "Two Socks". (Groooooan). Oh yeah, there's also
some "native american" dancers in the ring before the match. If Martel was savvy, he would
have countered with some queer French-Canadian nightclub dancers (additional Groooooan).
Anyways, another sloppy match as Tatanka pins Martel with a flying bodypress off
the ropes. Tatanka wanders around ringside and I'm not sure he, or especially the crowd,
knew what to make of this.
WM8 Match 7: WWF Tag Team Championship
Money, Inc (c)(w/Jimmy Hart) vs. Natural Disaters
(Ted DiBiase & IRS vs. Earthquake & Typhoon)
Almost a heel vs. heel match, since the Disaters don't high-five any fans on the way
down. But the big guys don't use any heel tactics. Hart pulls IRS out of the ring after
a Typhoon splash. Champs walk away and retain by countout.
Mean Gene is backstage for a senseless promo from "one of the all-time greats",
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, the "#1 Hulkamaniac". Fodder for Hogan-Beefcake jokes, I
suppose.
WM8 Match 8: "The Rocket" Owen Hart vs. Skinner
Rumor is that the WWF was running out of time. Skinner quickly
gets in his usual moves, until Hart rolls him up off the ropes
for the quick pin.
Mean Gene is backstage with Sid Justice and Harvey Whippleman talking
about the main event at "Rassle-Mania".
Sid delcares this as Hogan's last match, but Gene counters by showing
a recent sit-down interview between Hogan and Vince McMahon. Hogan sez he wont
know if it's his last match until the bell rings. Vince politely
thanks Hulk for all his work over the years and the two shake hands.
A very humble and classy ending to Hogan's WWF run.
WM8 Match 9: Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice (w/Harvey Whippleman)
I can't see it clearly, but a fan has a sign reading "Sid- the man that is
the man!". Heh. I think that line was taken from an actual Sid interview!
Weird ending when Sid kicks out of Hogan's legdrop. Whippleman
then enters the ring and it's a DQ win for Hogan. Brawl ensues with
Papa Shango arriving to help Sid. Common rumor is
that Shango was supposed to make it down earlier, but
considering he didn't appear in the aisle until
a good two minutes after the DQ bell, you've gotta' wonder.
Of all people, the Ultimate Warrior
runs out to save Hogan! Basically, a WCW Nitro ending,
but Warrior's return was a BIG surprise at the time.
Yup... that was the LAST WrestleMania I ever saw. I believe they
originally had a British Bulldog-Warlord (or was it Bulldog-Berzerker) match
scheduled. It was also scrapped due to time restraints.
Hogan and Justice disappeared immediately after this show.
I think Hogan went to film movies, and
I'm not sure about Sid. Perhaps a contract dispute, if I
remember correctly (although it WAS
spring time and softball season). You could score this as a transitional
show between the early 90's WWF and the mid-90's WWF. Look who came out on
top- Undertaker, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Tatanka, Savage... all guys
who would carry the WWF for the next year or two. Obviously, I didn't catch this at the time.
I was just geeked to have LOD and the Warrior back.
Random Match 1: WWF Tag Team Championship
Bushwhackers vs. Money, Inc (c)(w/Jimmy Hart)
(Butch Miller & Luke Williams vs. Ted DiBiase & IRS)
Over to PTW, with Lord Alfred Hayes and Sean Mooney. Hey, slacker time!
Someone else did this match, so GO HERE
For lazy readers: IRS knees Butch from behind and covers him for the pin.
Random Match 2: WWF Championship
"Macho Man" Randy Savage(c) vs. Irwin R. Schyster (w/Jimmy Hart)
More from PTW. Your standard "feeder/warm-up match" for a new champ. And golly,
a helpful henry from the ES Merry Marching Society has also
re-capped this match for us! Don't want to steal his thunder, so I'll
just point you in THIS DIRECTION. And for the lazy readers: It's a good match with
Savage getting a clean
pin upon delivering the flying elbow.
Random Match 3: Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer) vs. Berzerker (w/Mr. Fuji)
A feature match from Superstars of Wrestling with Vince McMahon and Mr. Perfect calling the
action. Before the bell sounds, Fuji steals the urn while 'Zerker attacks Taker
with his pizza pan, errr.... "viking shield". 'Zerker then smacks him with the broadside of
his sword, then tries to stab him! Taker rolls away andthe sword sticks in the mat.
'Zerker shoulderblocks and clotheslines Taker out of the ring. He follows Taker out,
lifts up the padding an piledrives him on the concrete. 'Zerker removes his shirt, throws it
on the fallen Undertaker and walks off. No contest I guess. Undertaker eventually pops
up and follows Berzerker down the aisle. Somewhat noteworthy cuz' I always scored this
as Undertaker's first official babyface feud (the Jake program was sort of heel vs. heel
when it started).
Random Match 4: "El Matador" Tito Santana vs. Rick "The Model" Martel
Another PTW match and Round 3213 of the Strike Force Wars. Martel starts with a wristlock
which Tito reverses into a go-behind waistlock. Tito shoves him to the ropes
and Martel dodges with a cartwheel. Umm.. I guess he's got spirit, yes he do! He's got spirit
how 'bout YOU!? Martel with a kneelift and smahes Tito into the turnbuckle.
Tito elbows out and returns the favor. Martel shoves Tito the ropes, leapfrogs
and plops down for a monkeyflip attempt. Tito puts on the brakes and stomps.
Time for Martel to bail. Tito slingshots him back in over the top rope, applies
an armbar and a backslide for 2. Martel is up to clothesline Tito and work the lower back.
Abdominal stretch and then Martel comes off the second rope. Tito hits him in the
tummy, irish-whips him, hits a hiptoss and a reverse atomic drop.
El Paos de Muerte connects, but Martel rolls under the ropes. Tito pulls him back in,
so Martel grabs his "Arrogance" atomizer, nails Tito in the chin and draws a DQ
(the atomizer even snapped in two). Hmm.. maybe this was one of the FINAL rounds
of the Strike Force Wars?
Random Match 5: Earthquake vs. "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (w/Jimmy Hart)
From Wrestling Challenge with Gorilla and the Brain. DiBiase still has his tag team belt, by
the way. DiBiase attacks as soon as Quake enters. Quake shrugs him off, pounds away, clotheslines
and avalanches him in the corner. Twice! Elbowdropand Quake starts bouncing around for his
fnisher. DiBiase rolls out and tries to walk away again. This time, Typhoon is in the aisle
to meet him. Quake runs out, tosses DiBiase back in and shoulderblocks him into the corner.
Meanwhile, IRS has arrived behind Typhoon and nails him with the attache' case. IRS gets up
on the apron, but Quake is ready for him and grabs the tie! Nooo.. not the tie pull!!
IRS hits him with the attache' and that draws a DQ. Badguys beat on Earthquake until Typhoon
recovers and clears the ring.
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Sarge, the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin'
sonuvagun! Wooooo!! |
Random Match 6: Sgt. Slaughter vs. Ric Flair (w/Mr. Perfect)
From Superstars, and Vince is solo due to Perfect's presence at ringside.
Sarge shoves Flair out of a lock-up, then mocks the Nature Boy with his own
mini-version of "stylin' and profilin'"! Sarge rules! Yo Joe! Flair cinches in a side headlock,
until Sarge shoves him to the ropes for a shoulderblock and a slam. Jimmy Hart is shown
hustling down to ringside and dropping off a "mysterious case". Meanwhile, Sarge
press-slams Flair. The Mountie wanders down to ringside
and takes a seat next to the case.
Flair reverses a whip and sends Sarge into the corner.
Reverse knife-edge chops and another whip to the tunrbuckle. Sarge does his
traditional oversell and flips over the buckle and out of the ring. Sarge returns,
blocks Flair's punches and slings him to the ropes for a backdrop. Clothesline
gets a 2 count for Sarge. Charging clothesline sends Flair over the top rope.
Sarge suplexes him back in and whips him to the corner for the Flair Flip!
Flair gets a boot up and tries coming off the top. Sarge is up to toss him and
get another 2. Cameras catch Mountie opening the case and assembling a "super shockstick".
Flair gets the Jesse Ventura special (thumb to the eye) and tries a catapult.
Sarge resists, so Flair twists him over and works it into a half-crab.
Whip to the ropes and Sarge returns with a clothesline for 2.
Sarge misses an elbowdrop and Flair whips him to the turnbuckle again.
Mr. Perfect hops upon the arpon to distract the ref. Mountie sneaks over to the
corner and "zaps" Sarge with the new shockstick.
Flair makes the cover and scores the pin. Sarge is stretchered out while Mountie
gets on the house mic to cackle and let us know that he is, in fact, Da Mountie.
He even sings a few bars of his theme song - "I'm handsome, I'm strong, I'm braaaave"
Decent match despite the screwjob ending.
Random Match 7: Bushwhackers vs. Beverly Brothers (w/the Genius)
(Butch Miller & Luke Williams vs. Beau & Blake Beverly)
From Wrestling Challenge. Gorilla notices: "Why is it that EVERY Genius
poem uses the word ESTEEM?!" Blake pounds away on Butch until the 'Whacker
retaliates with a kneelift and a face-slam. Butch off the ropes
for "Clothesline City" (tm Gorilla) and a 2 count. Luke is broght in
for a double clothesline. Beau nails Butch in the back of the skull with
Genius' metal scroll, and scores the 3 count pin. Quick and painless I suppose.
But wait, the fun's not over. The Bevs apply face paint to Butch until
the Legion of Doom and Paul Ellering (but NO Rocco) arrive to make the save.
Random Match 8: WWF Tag-Team Championship:
Money, Inc (c)(w/Jimmy Hart) vs. Sgt. Slaughter & "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
PTW with Gorilla and Lord Alfred Hayes. Gorilla mentions that it's July 4th weekend,
and I'm shocked...thought I had quit following the WWF by then. Gorilla also
tells us that we're in Toledo, Ohio, home of the Toledo Mudhens! Hayes asks:
"Are they girls?? Why are they called HENS?" Y'know, Al..that's a DAMN
GOOD QUESTION! I never noticed that before... Toledo's probably the only
baseball team with a feminine mascot. Anyways, Sarge and Hacksaw play
rock, paper, scissor to see who'll start. Err, excuse me- R.P.S! Hacksaw and DiBiase flashback to their Bill Watts days
with opening PunchaMania. Hacksaw delivers an atomic drop and a groggy DiBiase ping-pons
back and forth between shots from Hacksaw and Sarge. DiBiase bails and returns to hook
an armbar. Hacksaw reverses and tags in Sarge. DiBiase pokes him in the eyes and whips
him to the ropes for an elbow. IRS comes in and works on Sarge's arm. Sarge tags Hacksaw
who attempts a backdropon IRS. IRS kicks Hacksaw and chokes him with the ring ropes.
Heels work on Hacksaw, with a DiBiase clothesline scoring a 2 count. Reverse chinlock form
DiBiase and IRS distracts the ref. Ref misses the tag to Sarge, so the heels
go back to pummelling Hacksaw. DiBiase leaps off the second turnbuckle with a double
axehandle for 2. DiBiase misses his fist drop and Hacksaw finally makes the hot tag to Sarge.
Sarge whips and elbows DiBiase and hooks in the Cobra Clutch!! IRS saves and all
4 guys brawl in the ring. IRS grabs Hacksaw's 2x4. Hacksaw blocks the blow, grabs the 2x4 and
cleans house. Ref immediately disqualifies Hacksaw and Sarge....so they beat on IRS for
good measure.
Random Match 9: 40-Man Battle Royal
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"Bad News sends his regards" |
Beverly Brothers, Virgil, Skinner, KoKo B. Ware, Kato, Owen Hart, Duane Gil,
Nasty Boys, Tito Santana, Kerry Von Erich, Joe Milano, Jim Brunzell, Tatanka,
Bob Starr, Sgt. Slaughter, Bret Hart, Rick Martel, Ted DiBiase, IRS, Bret Johnson,
Berzerker, JA Gooden, Steve Martinez, Bob Bradley, Bruce Mitchell, Barry Horowitz,
Bob Knight, Jerry Davis, Joe McMullen, Al Hunter, Jim Powers,
Scott Palantonio, Barry Hardy, Nick Danger, "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
PTW with Gorilla and Al. Big list..and could have easily been a basic 20-man
bout without the jobbers. Ring Announcer Mike McGuirk introduces everybody (including
the jobbers), but skips Owen Hart. Berzerker wanders around ringside, pulling
out a few jobbers. Most of the unknown jobbers are gone within 2 minutes, with
the "bigger names" lasting about 2 minutes longer (Horowitz, Bradley, Gil, Powers, etc).
Kerry Von Erich tosses 4 jobbers quickly and a small "Ker-ry" chant breaks out.
Tatanka tosses Martel out... and believe it or not, but Bob Bradley and Duane Gil
outlast Martel! Skinner ducks and backdrops Tatanka out, about a minute later.
Tito does the same to DiBiase, while Bulldog dumps IRS. Beverly Brothers and
Bret Hart go in one lump. Kerry and Bulldog team up to dump Jerry Saggs over the top
turnbuckle. Berzerker knocks Koko out while Skinner tosses Tito. Final 4
boils down to Berzerker, Skinner, Kerry Von Erich and British Bulldog.
Skinener and Berzeker work together to eliminate Bulldog, although Kerry tries
his darndest to save him. Kerry fights off both bad guys for a bit until
they beat him down. Skinner suddenly decides to toss Berzerker! He throws Berzerker over
the top rope, but Berzerker grabs the rope and doesn't hit the floor. Skinner,
thinking Berzerker's been eliminated, drags Kerry to the ropes and tries to
toss him. Berzerker runs up from behind and dumps both of them to
win it! Just a way to build up Berzerker for his feud with Undertaker.
Although I think 'Zerker disappeared a few weeks later.
The returning Kamala took his spot
against Undertaker.
Random Match 10: "El Matador" Tito Santana vs. Papa Shango
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"7-up: never had it, never will! Ah-ah-ahhhhh!" |
From PTW with Gorilla & Al. Al talks about meeting Tito's
grandmother recently, and says she was scarier than Shango! Wow, two of the final
matches and Hayes is actually redeeming himself to me! Tito dodges a few
lock-ups (Ole'!) and hooks a go-behind waistlock. Shango elbows
out, whips Tito to the ropesand delivers a STIFF slam. Shango misses the follow-up
elbowdrop and Tito responds with an arm-wringer. Two clotheslines from Tito and
back to the arm. Tito off the ropes with a high-crossbody and a quick cover.
Shango benchpresses him off before "1". Shango pounds on Tito, tries a reverse
chinlock for awhile and hits a NICE flying clothesline off the ropes.
Shango with a a headbutt to the mid-section and then a camel clutch.
Shango misses a splash into the turnbuckle, allowing Tito
to fight back. Shango gets a nasty clothesline, delivers a backbreaker
and misses another elbowdrop. Tito comes back with two dropkicks
but only gets a half-count. Tito whips Shango to the ropes for a
backdrop and hits the flying forearm for a 1 count. Tito comes off
the top turnbuckle with a flying bodypress. Shango rolls through, hooks the tights
and scores the pin. Good match... but then again, I actually LIKED Shango. Too bad the
ridiculous barfing angle with the Ultimate Warrior killed the character.
Random Match 11: Natural Disasters vs. Beverly Brothers (w/the Genius)
(Earthquake & Typhoon vs. Beau & Blake Beverly)
More PTW. More Gorilla & Al. Disaters do-si-do out of the Beverly's irishwips
and clotheslines their opponents. Disasters toss both guys into the corner for an
avalanche...then a DOUBLE avalanche! Settles downinto Typhoon and Blake.
Typhoon clotheslines, slams and squashes Blake in the corner.
Blake is whipped to the ropes, but grabs the top rope and flips out to ringside.
Earthquake is there and clotheslines him from behind. Beau sneaks in and brains
Typhoon with Genius' scroll. Beverlys choke Typhoon on the ropes and doubleteam away.
After the doubleteam rope-drape/leapfrog splash, Blake snapmares
Typhoon and gets 2. Typhoon breaks and tags Quake. Quake punches away, then hits
Blake with a nice belly-to-belly suplex for 2. Quake slams Blake, drops
an elbow and almost gets the pin, until Beau saves. Quake goes for his bouncy finisher
but Blake rolls out. All four guys brawl outside, although Typhoon breaks off to
hiptoss Genius down the aisle. Blake manages to beat the ref's count back in the ring, and
the Beverlys win by countout. I think the Disasters
won the tag team straps about a week or two after this match.
And that..snif... is how my WWF tapes end. I left for college a few weeks later. Pro wrestling was
mainly shown on the weekends.... and when you're a freshman in college, there's
ALOT more interesting stuff to do on your weekends than watch TV!
Why'd You Tape This?
Whew...it's over. When I first sat down and started watching these tapes
back in early 2000, it was out of nostalgia. I wanted to watch them one last time,
and write about them for my sake. I would see some of these matches talked
about on various wrestling websites, and wanted to go back to cover them
"my way". I figured since I "lived" this stuff the first time, that I was entitled to an
opinion on it. Along the way, it turned into a send-off for my old wrestling memories.
I'm no longer feeling nostalgic for this stuff and can safely close the book on it.
I hope you had a few chuckles along the way. I'm guessing there were a few things
you'd never seen or heard about. I've seen very few websites that offer
pictures mixed amongst their recaps, so I hope that was a kick, too.
The coolest thing about this experience has been the wrestling fans I've
meet. Pro wrestling's
probably the only "sport" that isn't covered by professional writers. By "professional",
I mean guys who were trained to be writers and get paid for it. Think about it.
Baseball, football, basketball and hockey are all covered by
legitimate journalists. Same for every other entertainment outlet (Movies
are reviewed by professional critics, etc).
Perhaps that why pro wrestling
has such a huge following on the internet? It allows FANS to be the reporters. It's funny...
I've been doing comic book reviews as far back as 1997... but they
never garnered as much response or popularity as my "rasslin reviews".
So does this mean the "Rasslin" section of eStragand is dead? Naw... I've read enough
comic books to know that nothing is really "dead" (unless it's named "Bucky").
As long as I have this crappy website, I'll have this stuff. I'm sure
somebody will stumble upon it in the future and have a fun little 45 minute diversion from
reality.
I'm sure we'll
still have Guest Columns being added. As
long as you send 'em, I'll add 'em. If I ever bump in to C-Blockk again, I'd
be happy to attend his show and do a write-up. If I do some
tape trading,
I may do a write-up on what I receive. I have a few old Nitro tapes around, and even
a weird AWA Team Challenge Series compilation tape - both may see the light of screen
someday. Oh yeah, I know you're wondering about tapes 1-3. Sorry, but I have no plans to
re-visit those. I don't think I'll get a George Lucas complex and go back to do
the three "prequels" (unless, like George, I get promised LOTS
of money and Taco Bell promos to go along with it).
Thanks for coming along on this little jaunt back to my adolescent days. Take care, all
you beer-bellied sharecroppers, ham n'eggers and humanoids! Remember to stay gold,
pony boy. Until next time, the pleasure has been...all ours.
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