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Pete Rose: My Life Without Class
January 11- With the risk of furtherly glorifying Pete Rose by actually mentioning his name and playing right into his grandstanding nature, I still wanted to get off a blast about good ol' Charlie Hustler. Last week, Rose came forward and admitted to betting on baseball while managing the Cincinnati Reds. Coincedentally, his admission became public right before his new book came out. No way. Never expected that out of Pete.

The admission was Rose's final step in his master plan to supposedly get re-instated. The whole thing has been brewing since 1989, but Rose seriously began conspiring in 1997. His son, Pete Rose, Jr. made it to the Reds that year and the elder Pete began publicly bellyaching about not being able to go to the park to see his boy play. Also around that time, Rose gained controversy by giving an impromptu "coaching clinic" to a group of minor league players. Rose was playing it up for sympathy and at the time it did in fact seem like re-instatement was on the horizon.

Then Rose REALLY began to conspire. In August of 1999, he appeared on several sports magazine TV shows, commemorating the tenth anniversary of his banishment. Commemorating the tenth anniversary of a famous screw-up?! That's like going out and celebrating the anniversary of your first auto accident or last job firing. Rose turned on the crocodile tears and played it up, again.

Rose appeared at the World Series in 1999 and came off like the good guy, when he was ambushed by TV reporter Jim Grey. Grey blatantly asked Rose if he did,indeed, bet on baseball. The incident drew outrage from media types, players and even baseball's front office. Grey was subsequently "re-assigned" from MLB broadcasts.

I believe it was the 2002 World Series when Rose notched the next step in his plan. MLB was having another bullshit "greatest moments of all-time that have occured in baseball while a game was being played"...or something along those lines. Aside from the ridiculous annointment of Cal Ripken's as #1, and leaving out any mention of Lou Gehrig's retirement speech or Bill Mazeroski's Series-winning homer, the list included Pete Rose breaking Ty Cobb's hit mark. Surprise, surprise, but there was Rose himself.. standing in the middle of Pac Bell Park with announcers Ray Liotta and Andy Garcica screaming and fans actually applauding. Not surprisingly, Rose had a smug smile on his face, as if he was saying "take that, Bug Selig. Here I am at the World Frickin' Series, and people dig me! Get my ass in the Hall of Fame, ya ol' coot"

And that leads us to last week's "shocking" admission. If Rose was sincere about admitting his guilt, he should have done it of his own accord, when a $25 hardback book was NOT on the horizon. As it is, it's another step in the grandstanding career of baseball's all-time egocentric king.

I've alwasy been suspicious of Rose, but there was a time when I belived he deserved to be re-instated and in the Hall of Fame. It was 1995, and my justification was "hey, if that asshole Ty Cobb's in the Hall, why not Pete?" Using the transitive property I figured that Rose broke Cobb's record, therefore he should be in the Hall. But that was before I grasped the reality of gambling and affecting the outcome of the game. This is baseball's cardinal sin. You only have to look at the 1919 Black Sox scandal to know how serious these charges are.

After it became public knowledge that the White Sox may have thrown the World Series, baseball was almost strapped to the electric chair. Fan interest was at an all-time low and the big leagues were on the brink of extinction. To make up for the attrocity, baseball created the comissionership and brought in judge Kenesaw "Mountain" Landis. Landis was a hard-nose but his ascension was a message to the players and the public. Even with Landis's presence, things were still shaky. It wasn't until the Red Sox shipped off their best player to the New York Yankees that baseball was officially saved.

To say that Babe Ruth and the Yankees reignited baseball would be an understatement. Ruth was a once in a lifetime phenonmenon- larger than life- and without his feats baseball may very have died in the 1920's. It took baseball's greatest player to reinvigorate the game and erase the stigma of the Black Sox. Ever since, baseball has considered gambling the anti-Christ. It's not taken lightly.

Which is why Rose should remain exiled. Not because of his self-promoting actions, because he committed the cardinal sin. Nevermind that he used his own son as a ploy, or had no problems about upstaging the Hall of Hame inductions of Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley. Rose has a gambling problem. While he promised to never bet on baseball again, he opened the other side of his mouth and stated that he didn't see anything wrong with going to the horse track every other week.

True story: In June 1992, I was young and naive and drove up to Northglenn, Colorado for one of those foolish sportscard shows. Pete Rose was there, signing autographs. I saved up 15 bucks and was dumb enough to buy a ticket. There was a little kid in front of me, wearing an Oakland A's hat. The newly goateed Mark McGwire was off to a torrid homerun pace that year (1992) and had everyone talking about breaking Roger Maris's mark. The kid went up to Rose and Rose noticed the youngster's cap. "Hey, you like the Oakland A's? How many homeruns do you think Mark McGwire will hit this year" The kid didn't really know why he was in line, and just kinda stared. "I'll betcha' he won't hit 50! I'll betcha' an ice cream on it! okay?! Let's shake on it". Everyone in the crowd raised their eyebrows. Rose looked over at the startled ticket vendors and said "oh wait! Forget that.. you should never bet on anything!" Ayup.

In all fairness to Rose, he should quit bitching and wait until he's eligible for Hall of Fame election by the Veterans Committee. That way a jury of his peers can decide if he should be among them. This would be the fair plan... as long as Ray Fosse has the deciding vote.


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