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From the Frozen Tundra of Canton...
About two months ago, the big news around these parts was the induction of John Elway into the Hall of Fame. The Denver Broncos finally had a player in the Hall. Most of the losers in orange wigs, barrels and big poofy styrofoam hands went to the actual ceremony and/or shitty preseaosn exhibition game. I, of course, went the following week. Which may be even more pathetic than going to the induction.

On a Sunday afternoon in August, I spent roughly 4 hours at the Hall. Unlike most relic museums, the Hall has no problem with allowing flash photography. Thus, I snapped up roughly 60 pictures of relevant crap. Everything from ACTUAL DIRT that Jim Thorpe played on to the jersey of my "cousin", Michael Strahan.

The only thing I passed on was Pat Tillman's Army Ranger uniform. It would've seemed kind of weird or morbid...plus, I recalled how Tillman wanted to be an annonymous grunt.

It'd be a waste of bandwidth to show EVERY picture I snapped. But hey...do YOU like the Donkies and don't feel like travelling to Canton?! Then sit back, chester, cuz' here's all the Donkey-specific stuff from the Hall, delivered right to your desktop!

Donkey Thingie #1- From the Hall's main rotunda and the decade-by-decade exhibits. Elway's jersey and a chart detailing his "Drive" against Cleveland in the 1986 AFC Championship game. Marty Schottenheimer's favorite exhibit.
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Donkey Thingie #2- Elway's bust from the main enshrinement gallery.
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Donkey Thingie #3- The fabled vertically striped socks from the Bronco's inaugural season. From the "Other leagues" wing of the Hall, which also included crap from the USFL, 3 AFL's, WFL and other start-up leagues.
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Donkey Thingie #4- Mike Anderson's jersey when he set the single-game rookie rushing record against the New Orleans Saints in 2000
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Donkey Thingie #5- Terrell Davis's jersey from his 1998 2,000 yard season.
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Donkey Thingie #6- From the back room of the Hall, where team-by-team enshrinement displays are located. This is all the Broncos have in their section. Compared to the sections for the Steelers, Packers and Bears, which were overflowing with crap.
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Donkey Thingie #7- From the LAME "NFL Today" section of the Hall. Quick displays of each current franchise.
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That's EVERYTHING. Although, I do recall reading that Glyn Milburn's jersey is in the Hall. Taken from his record-setting "total yards from scrimmage" game in 1995. Also, Jason Elam's shoes from his record-tying field goal in 1998 are rumored to be there, too. I suspect the Hall rotates their exhibits periodically, so maybe those two thingies were just packed away. I suspect that some of the modern day miletsones (like the Anderson and Davis jerseys) were rotated to feature Lions' and Broncos' achivements. Just a way to add to the buzz surrounding the recent enshrinements of Elway and Barry Sanders.

The final section of the Hall has a goofy surround sound wannabe-IMAX theatre. It runs through training camp clips of the Broncos, Jaguars, Jets and Steelers. Then, the entire seating section rotates to show highlights of the last Super Bowl. I wasn't too impressed with this, or the "interactive displays" that were located outside the theatre: two trivia games similar to those NTN bar game trivia boxes.

The Hall if worth visiting if you're a football fan. My favorite section was the "Other Leagues" wing. I enjoyed reading about the Miami Seahawks (!) and other departed teams. A funny display on the 70's WFL showed a gameday picture of Jim Kiick and Larry Csonka. Despite being big names on the same team, their jerseys did NOT match-- The colors and patterns used for their names and numbers were completely different.

If you go to the Hall, make sure to check out the William McKinley Memorial, across the street. Based off of Hadrian's Tomb, McKinley, his main squeeze, and two sons are buried in it. Neat little park, and it's free.

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