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September 17th- Just like any pimp should... when the bitch starts acting up,
all they need to do is walk up, slap her and put the bitch back in her place. The
Raiders needed a good bitch slap and the Broncos spared the vaseline.
The Raiders were feeling pretty damn good.. they just rolled the Colts in Indy.
When was the last time the phrase "they beat the Colts" actually had any bearing on
an opponent? It finally sounds impressive! For all their posturing, accusations,
and pre-season hype, these are still the Raiders.. and still the Broncos' bitch.
The Donkies, and yeah, Griese opened up a nice balanced drive, moving about
70 yards and hitting McCaffrey for a TD on their first drive. Then it got fun.
Trevor Pryce joined the list of "Great Fat Guys in Denver History Who have
Scored a TD" by returning a
fumble for a TD. Joining fellow "Great Fat Guy" Keith Traylor with that distinction.
More fun, as Tyrone Wheatley reminds us that he is not well adapt in the
use of his appendages, and promptly coughs up the ball on the very next series.
Before the first Raider fan could lob his first beer can toward the Broncos bench, the score was
17-0. All Donkies.
Griese musta gorwn some STONES this week. There was the little turd getting a
typical shellacking, and he hung in there. Blood dripping down the front of his
jersey, he looked more Jack Lambert than Brian Griese. Yes, that was
Griese shoving a Raiders lineman midway through the second! Holy freaking
shit balls! And to top it off, only ONE dumb ass sack and NO INT's. Guess he
was pissed that his daddy went to the Dan Marion reitrement ceremony, instead
of this game. Whatever, my approval rate was a staunchy 90%.
Of course, I open the paper on Tuesday and find out that the quarterback
princess tore his shoulder in the second quarter and is "questionable" for
the next game. BS.. he played almost three quarters on that shoulder! Throw his
little ass back out there! And no, I'm not impressed that he's currently the
"highest rated passer in the NFL". Please remember that this was a prestige formerly
held by the likes of Steve Bono, Jeff Blake and Jim Harbaugh.
With their only loss coming to the Nintendo Football League World Champions,
it's NOT too early to get excited about this team. It just doesnt' matter who's
in the backfield.. Mike Anderson, Terrell Davis, Olandis Gary or Gary Kubiak...
they're gonna run the thing like a mutha. If Griese continues to not
commit Olympian Fuck Ups, this team will be okay. For some reason, Griese
reminds me of a young Troy Aikman right now. Doesn't throw those deep bombs,
just hits his receivers, takes what he's given and doesn't screw up. I still
think he's a shit.
FINAL CUTS
A buddy pointed out to me that Al Davis looks ALOT like a porno kingpin. How
have I missed this all these years??? Good call, JuddHole... || ...
And now a touching Raider moment: Tim Brown ties Fred Biletnikoff's
Raider TD mark, as the Raiders get the shit kicked out of them, 33-24 at home. Snif snif....
||... Last week I was bitching about the lack of quality first team announce crews. They
stuck us with Greg Gumbel and Phil Simms this week. I forgot that CBS has no "first team"
announce crew... ||... Yup, that WAS Andre Reed lining up against the Cowboys on Monday
Night, in a Redskins uni. Wondered where he went to...||... Quote of the week HAS to be
Akili Smith of the Bengals saying: "I dont want to point any fingers, but we need to
stop missing field goals". Damn that's smooth... ||... Keith Burns is coming back
to the Broncos. Gotta love a dude who makes a special effort to pump up the South Stands before
every kickoff. Welcome back, KB...
