NEWS
EStragand.com Launches- Dozens Rejoice!
Denver- August 9, 2000- The EStragand Corporation held a news conference
today to annouce the launch of their new website,
http://www.estragand.com. "We are very pleased with the present options
now currently available to us at the current moment" said the
Corporation's PR lackey, who immediately left the press conference, to
attend the grand opening of a back door at an Aurora Albertsons'.
The site will cater to the cutting edge of technology, with an emphasis
on interactive mouse clicking. Users will be able to type in the URL and
then click to corresponding pages by using their mouse. "With this
dynmaic frontier in technology conquered, we hope to bring people
together and educate the masses." said the EStragand Corporation IT
guru.. "We hope this will be as succesful as our previous technology
releases", continued the guru, citing past releases of the EStragand
Corporation's Mailbox, Phone Number and Doorknob. "We truly live in an
exciting time!".
In addition, the cheese and crackers present at the news conference were
well received. "This proves that Colorado is a dynamic, interactive and
exciting state, with generally nice weather." said Colorado State
Governor Bill Owens. EStragand Corporation CMFO joined in on the
exhuberance. "I'm glad this site has launched. Now I wont get that pesky
404 crap whenever I type in www.estragand.com!".
