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EStragand.com Announces 2000 Halloween Gathering- Parents Cautioned!
Denver- October 3, 2000- The EStragand Corporation held a news conference
today to annouce plans for their second annual Halloween gathering.
"Last year's inaugural session was certainly well received and enjoyed by a
small number of people. This year, we hope to include a few more... perhaps even bringing
the official description to SEVERAL" said the Estragand's Corporation
PR guru. "We may even have to buy TWO bags of pizza rolls
ths year!", he continued. When asked for further comment, the guru quickly disappeared ,citing
that his car was parked in the two hour limit zone.
Further details were soon established through the use of a innovative paper
pamphlet. Conference attendee Maynard James Keegan elaborated: "Well, it looks
like the official date is Saturday, October 28th at 8 pm. Same Location as Last year."
Like last year's "Fight Club" themed party, this year the EStragand Corporation
looks to expound on another theme. "We felt bad last year, because three people mistakenly
believed it was a costume party. So, this year, we've decided to make it a themed
costume party. The theme, of course will be Spinal Tap" the Estragand
Chief Consultantive Officer announced. Attendees are encouraged to use the Halloween
excuse and to dress as a typical 80's heavy metal degenerate. "Sweet! I haven't
had a chance to wear my KROKUS t-shirt in public in a LONG time", said one
enthused conference attendee. Other suggestions included hightops, ripped or
bleached jeans, "poofy" hair, tiger spandex, sleeveless concert shirts and
jean jackets. Extra points will be given if the jean jacket has a gigantic patch on
the back. "We also plan to show 1984's 'This is Spinal Tap', to help everyone
get into the swing of this."
The rest of the conference was uneventful, but Colorado governor Bill Owens graced
the crowd with his usual joyful humor and nuggets of wisdom. "This proves that Colorado is a
dynamic, interactive and exciting state, with generally nice weather", said Owens.
Furthermore, the caterers were singled out for their creative use on the cold cuts and
cheese tray.
Prospective attendees to the 2000 Estragand Halloween Gathering are
encouraged to
reply, in the usual manner. Directions, time and other specifics will
be supplied, upon receipt of RSVP.
