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EStragand.com finishes Spring 2001 Tour, Launches Discussion Board
Denver- April 12th, 2001- Today, the Estragand Corporation
held a press conference/fund raiser to announce the conclusion of their Spring 2001
North American Tour and to launch their new Discussion Board. "This is a
pertinent and illustrious day for all encompassed within the
ertswhile edifices of this supereminent assemblage know as estragand.com" said the
EStragand PR lackey, flanked by his new edition of Roget's Thesaurus.
The lackey then left the conference to attend the unloading of a new truck
at the Aurora Mall Sears & Roebuck.
The Second Leg of the 2001 North American Tour brought the Estragand Corporation to
Arizona. Notable sites and incidents would include:
Meteor Crater, Flagstaff, the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour, Phoenix, Lake Havasu,
London Bridge, Seligman Arizona, Troy Glaus, Jose Canseco in one of his
final Angel apperances, Miguel Tejada, Olemdo Saenz, Jeromy Burnitz, Trevor Hoffman,
WhattaBurger and Humpy the Dog. Suplementally, the Meteor Crater RV Park
receives the 2001 ES Award for Nicest Shitter in an RV Park.
In an amazing coup, the Estragand Corporation even conducted quick
interviews with Anaheim Angels manager Mike Scioscia and
Milwaukee Brewers skipper Davey Lopes. Angels hitting coach Alfredo Griffin and
pitching guru Joe Maddon were also on hand. Lopes informed us that
he had a bus to catch... while Sciocsia let us know that the Angels
will in fact be in Denver around late June.
Exclusive pictures of the EStragand North American Tour can be attained by
contacting the Corporation.
Additionally, the new EStragand.com Official Discussion Board is now
operating. Fans of the site are encouraged to drop by, share their thoughts, jokes
and lame ideas at their leisure. Fans may even post their own personal appointment calender.
Providing, of course, that they return in the future toweed through all posts and remind themselves of
these important dates. A more interactive threaded discussion forum is due to
be released this Summer.
As an added bonus, the very FIRST viewer to post on the EStragand Discussin Board will
receive something of value in the 4 dollar range.
You may access the discussion board by clicking here, or by clicking
the "contact/interact" button in the bottom left of every page on
estragand.com
As the press conference ended, Colorado Governor Bill Owens offered his
thoughts on the recent developments. "This proves that Colorado is a
dynamic, interactive and exciting state, with generally nice weather". The crowd then
went absolutely apathetic.
