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I feel like I'm filling out a personal ad by talking about myself. I've seen some of the people who drop by this site...and I don't want to date them. (maybe if some women actually read this site....) I'm six foot and about 200 (depending on what I had for breakfast). Everyone says I look mean and that I take things too seriously. Which is completely false... I don't take anything seriously and I'm just looking for my "special purpose" in life. I suppose I'd be alot funner if I scored once in awhile...

Guess what? Some dork got a digital camera for Xmas

And, no, I'm not really a stupid moron... I just play one online. In fact, most of this site is written in "character", if that makes sense.

My greatest ambitions in life are to take a crap in every Major League baseball park and to own every issue of Marvel Comics' "Avengers". I also wanna go to Hawaii and Japan someday. I think I wanna get a little dude and be a daddy, someday. Just so I can have someone to watch the "Batman/Superman Adventures" with.

The Parks:

• Note: to qualify for this list, I have to actually go into a men's room, sit down in a stall and at least attempt to take a dump, during a baseball game.
• Note:I'll also accept sponsorships. So if you live in a Major League town I haven't crapped in, send me some cash and airplane tickets. I'll be sure to promote your business while I'm on the pot.
• Note:Links are to the box score or recap of the FIRST game I saw in each park.
• Note:Both lists are in chronological order, from first to most recent.
• Three Rivers Stadium (Pirates)
• Mile High Stadium (an MLB stadium for two years) (Rockies)
• Coors Field (Rockies)
• Qualcomm/Jack Murphy Stadium (with a post-game Village People concert!) (Padres)
• Milwaukee County Stadium (Brewers)
• Wrigley Field (Cubs)
• Kaufmann Stadium (Royals)
• Busch Stadium (Cardinals)
• Oakland-Alameda/Network Associates Coliseum (this was actually for a Raiders game, so I need to go back to see the A's sometime. But, because it's Oakland, I may save this for last).
• PNC Park (Pirates)
• Jacobs Field (Indians)
• Citizens' Bank Park (Phillies)
• RFK Stadium (Nationals)
• Oriole Park at Camden Yards (Orioles)
• Yankee Stadium (Yankees)
• National Baseball Hall of Fame
• NEW! Angels Stadium (Angels)

The Spring Training Parks

• Hi Corbett Field (Rockies - Tucson, AZ)
• HoHoKam Park (Cubs - Mesa, AZ)
• Tucson Electric Park (White Sox and Diamondbacks- Tucson, AZ)
• McKechnie Field (Pirates - Bradenton, FL)
• City of Palms Park (Red Sox - Ft. Myers, FL)
• Hammond Stadium (Twins - Fort Myers, FL)
• Peoria Sports Complex (Mariners and Padres - Peoria, AZ)
• Tempe Diablo Stadium (Angels - Tempe, AZ)
• Joker Marchant Stadium (Tigers - Lakeland, FL)
• Chain of Lakes Park (Indians - Winter Haven, FL)
• Holman Stadium (Dodgers - Vero Beach, FL)
• Cracker Jack Stadium (Braves - Orlando/DisneyWorld, FL)
• Legends Field (Yankees - Tampa, FL)
• Progress Energy Park (Devil Rays - St. Petersburg, FL)
• Bright House Networks Field (Phillies - Clearwater, FL)
• Knology Park (BlueJays - Dunedin, FL)
• Ed Smith Stadium (Reds - Sarasota, FL)
• Scottsdale Stadium (Giants - Scottsdale, AZ)
• Phoenix Municipal Stadium (A's - Phoenix, AZ)
• Surprise Stadium/Billy Parker Field (Rangers & Royals - Surprise, AZ)
• Maryvale Baseball Park (Brewers - Phoenix, AZ)
• Roger Dean Stadium (Cardinals & Marlins - Jupiter, FL)
• Ft. Lauderdale Stadium (Orioles - Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
• Traditions Field (Mets - Port St. Lucie, FL)
• Osceola County Stadium (Astros - Kissimmee, FL)
• Space Coast Stadium (Nationals - Viera, FL)

I have less than 20 issues to go to complete my Avengers run.

Now, due to a diminishing number of requests, here's my offical list:

• Official Transportation of ES: 2004 GMC Canyon Crew Cab
• Official Hamburger of ES: Wendy's Big Bacon Classic
• Official Game Show of ES: The Price is Right
• Official Sitcom of ES: Sanford and Son
• Official Video Game of ES: Madden Football 99 and Dig Dug
• Official Football Team of ES: Denver Broncos
• Official Baseball Team of ES: Pittsburgh Pirates
• Official Theme Song of ES: "Blues' Theme" by the Arrows
• Official Movies of ES: "Predator" and "Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas"