COMICS-(WHEN HYPERTIMES COLLIDE)
"When we Were Kings"
It's the battle of the big fat pasty white bald guys with "King" in their name!
King Kong Bundy, a longtime EVIL heel of the pro wrestling world steps into
battle against the Kingpin, a longtime EVIL heel of the Marvel Universe.
For years, King Kong
Bundy intimdated opponents with his massive size and angry demeanor. He
stormed through WCCW/Texas, took on Memphis, the Central States and
became one of Hulk Hogan's main opponents in the WWF. He disappeared
in 1988, but returned in 1994 to eat more grub and fight the Undertaker.
For decades, Wilson Fisk the Kingpin of Crime has been a viable opponent
for Spider-Man, Daredevil and the Punisher. A notorius crimelord of
the Marvel Universe, he's a master manipulator and accomplished sumo
wrestler.
Both
are bald. Both are fat. Both are hungry. Both are aching to pummel the other!
How would this Clash of (Fat) Titans go down? Step back and hide your bucket of
fried chicken, cuz' when these two lock-up they might start a grease-fire!
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| Tale o' the Tape- Kingpin vs. King Kong Bundy |
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Kingpin |
King Kong Bundy |
Advantage |
| Biggest Accomplishment |
running New York underworld |
headlining WrestleMania 2 |
Kingpin |
| Aliases |
Wilson Fisk |
Boom Boom Bundy |
Bundy |
| Biggest Nemesis |
Daredevil |
Hulk Hogan |
Bundy |
| Lamest Nemesis |
Frog-Man |
Little Beaver |
Bundy |
| Evilest deed |
Ruined Matt Murdock's life |
Crushed Hulk Hogan's ribs |
Kingpin |
| Stables/teams led |
East Coast underworld |
Devastation, Inc |
Kingpin |
| Movies |
2003's "Daredevil" |
1987's "Moving" |
Bundy |
| Cartoons |
All four versions of "Spider-Man" |
None. (wasn't included in "Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling") |
Kingpin |
| Action Figures |
1994 Toybiz Spider-Man figure |
LJN's WWF Superstars of Wrestling and Thumb Wrestler figure |
Bundy |
| Finishing move |
Bearhug |
Avalanche |
Bundy |
| Nicknames |
Tubby, Big Man, Fat Man |
The Walking Condominium, Master of the Five Count |
Bundy |
| Contemporaries |
Hammerhead, Silvermane, The Rose, Bullseye |
Big John Studd, Hawk & Animal, Ted DiBiase |
-push- |
| Boss |
Is his own boss |
Jimmy Hart, Gen. Skandar Ackbar, Bobby Heenan |
Kingpin |
| TV Families Named After Him |
0 |
1 (Married with Children) |
Bundy |
| Movie inspired by |
Maltese Falcon |
King Kong |
Kingpin |
| Other Sports |
Sumo wrestler |
none known |
Kingpin |
Final score: by a tally of 8-7-1, it's a victory for King Kong Bundy.
This would be in the time honored tradition of a Forklift Match--
a match that continues until one opponent is too weary to continue and
must be removed from the arena by a big-ass forklift.
Kingpin would try to attack with his foreign obejct-- his deadly diamond-topped
cane. While the ref would try to pry the object from Kingpin's grip,
Bundy would attack from behind with his running avalanche. Bundy makes
the ref count to FIVE before accepting the victory...then head off
to the AYCE buffet at CiCi's Pizza.
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