COMICS-(WHEN HYPERTIMES COLLIDE)
Through Hell-fire and Brimstone! It's the undead, motorcycle riding zombie vs.
the undead, motrocycle-riding zombie! When innocent blood is spilled,
Marvel Comics' Johnny Blaze changes into the menacing visage of the Ghost Rider to
seek vengeance. When a wrestler is trying to perform a trademark move, the WWF's Mark Calloway
is transformed into the horrific visage of the Undertaker to uphold the art of no-selling and
to put a stop to evil wrestling heels. Both have gone through numerous character revisions and
both have been pushed to the moon by their respective companies. The High Lord of Hell
on the Highway vs. The Dead Man! So who would win in a battle of
the undead freaks? The FANS, of course!
Special thanks to "Darryl the Hitman" for this month's dream match idea!
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| Tale o' the Tape- Ghost Rider vs. Undertaker |
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Ghost Rider |
Undertaker |
Advantage |
Former Aliases |
Zarathos |
"Mean" Mark Callous, the Punisher |
Ghost Rider |
Evil/long lost Brother |
Danny Ketch |
Kane |
Undertaker |
TV exposure |
Guest spot on one episode of 1996's "Incredible Hulk" cartoon. Cameos in
"Fantastic Four" and "X-men" |
WWF TV, from 1990- current, and "The Funeral Parlor" |
Undertaker |
Team affiliation |
Champions, Midnight Sons |
Ministry of Darkness, Brothers of Destruction |
Ghost Rider (Champions had Black Widow...rarrr!) |
Arch Enemies |
Zarathos, Blackout, Mephisto |
Kane, Yokozuna, Mick Foley |
Undertaker |
Lamest Enemies |
Madcap, Deathwatch |
Diamond Dallas Page, The Berzerker |
Undertaker |
Merchandise |
Failed line of Toy Biz toys |
WWF crap. T-shirts, posters, figures, hats, videos, etc. |
Undertaker |
Sales |
Rarely sells (lot of quarter bins with GR books in them) |
Never sells |
Ghost Rider |
Finishing Manuever |
Penance Stare |
Tombstone Piledriver, Last Ride powerbomb |
Undertaker (c'mon, GR just LOOKS at a guy??!) |
Lamest moment |
Abducted by aliens in the 70's |
"Died" at 1994 Royal Rumble |
Undertaker |
Annoying physical characteristic |
Head on fire |
Tatoos, red hair |
Ghost Rider |
Favorite foreign object |
Flaming chain |
Steel chair |
Ghost Rider |
Theme song |
"Ghost Rider" by Rollins Band |
"Rollin" by Limp Bizkit |
Ghost Rider |
Boss/manager |
Zarathos, or Marvel's Editor-in-chief |
Brother Love,Paul Bearer |
Ghost Rider |
Cancelled comics |
2 |
1 |
Undertaker |
Motorcycle |
Flaming wheels. drives up walls |
Normal wheels. drives around wrestling ring |
Ghost Rider |
Number of character incarnations/variations |
3 |
6 |
Undertaker |
Pay-per-views headlined |
0 |
3,453 |
Undertaker |
Final score: a 9-8 win for the Undertaker. Holy crap... a wrestler finally WON! This match would
naturally be held under the time-honored rules of the "Graveyard Match". A match set in a cemetery
where the object is to avoid the run-ins and dry ice, smack your opponent with a shovel and knock
him into a ditch. After a 15 minute introduction/scenic circular motorcycle ride for the Undertaker,
the match would finally begin. Ghost Rider would dominate most of the match, attacking Undie with his magical
chain and dragging him over headstones. At one point, Undertaker would simply decide to stop selling
Ghost Rider's offense. Chokeslam, soupbone, soupbone and a Last Ride powerbomb would spell the end
for GR.
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